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Hey, how did you get in here?
Well, I suppose there's really no harm in letting you have a look around. But no touching, ok?
And merry Christmas to you too!
Had enough of the hardcore cyclist chicks? Alright, here are some more casual ones then.
Expecting saucier stuff, were you? Well, this here is a sewious pwofessional site, mmkay? Now scram!
Ok, fine. One naughty one, ok?
Teehee!